Douche Off Video made by some random guys, funny stuff…

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fad6eZTDikA

I am sure we can all relate to this story I am about to tell.  With soring gas prices, we have seen everyday items go up in price milk, food, and other necessities.  But drugs,  Get real.  I was on Fox News today and saw this video about a Indiana drug dealer who adds a $25 fuel surcharge to his cocaine sales.  Even though this is ridiculous, he is an entrepreneur and times are tough right now.  Again, Get real.  This guy in Indiana must not be making to much “paper” due to his inflated surcharge.  I could have my couple of grams of coke sent overnight FedEx for at least half that cost.  He has to be the most ignorant Dealer since the guy in the movie Blow.  I mean seriously who does he think he is the addicts also have to drive to get the drugs, also he should at least give a kick back for referral fees.  Word of mouth is the best advertisement.  Another thing to all you Dealers out there quit driving the biggest SUV’s with 40 inch rims you Douches.              

Here is the link to the story.

Well, where to begin with this New York turned nationalized “thug”. The notorious barking-like-a-dog rapper has landed more charges in the past 3 months than can be sorted out by the court of law. Somehow, someway, Earl Simmons, aka “DMX”, aka “Please God Send Me To Prison”, has achieved the majority of his charges in Scottsdale, AZ… a long way from the Big Apple.

To first land “X” in the pokey were some narcotics violations that were awarded to him courtesy of a certain white girl that he has yet to dump (cocaine). While out on bail, ole Earl enjoyed a nice raid on his house to once again land himself in cuffs; this time for Michael Vicking his back yard. Thats right… just after the most notorious scandal since the Juice and his unfitting glove, DMX was charged with Felony Cruelty to Animals… WHILE awaiting trial for his narcotics violation.

THEN, (here comes the bomb) after all of this, “Don’t Mess with X” was caught using a different identity at a Scottsdale Health Center to rack up over 6 GRAND in medical bills. NOW, “Earl”y bird is being charged with Felony Identity Theft!

MEANWHILE, he was transferred to Florida for OTHER drug related court appearances and has been rumored to have had a stroke! I’m guessing he’s not Irish because I see no luck. This then forced “X” to miss an Arizona court date (add that to the list of several others he didn’t feel like going to as well). Here’s the kicker: the once, ultra-popular gangsta rapper needs a public defender to sort through his mess!

Where does (do) the judge(s) begin with Earl Simmons aka “DMX”, aka “Please God Send Me to Prison”? What a Douche.